Shedvl
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Just curious to hear other peoples amusing stories about being single.
Ive been in 2 long relationships, in the second one I was with my husband for 13 years..and was married for almost ten of those.
Being back single is horrible lol. I tend to get men 50 plus age group trying their luck with me now. On a night out with a girlfriend I had a 60 year old man dance up to me, winking.... I pretended I was lesbian lol. Im on a couple of "dating" sites and I clearly state Im a friendship 1st type of person.
But the parade of freaks is quite strange. I say freaks in a loving, caring kind of way of course
I had 1 guy say in person that I didnt look like my pic..but that he would shag me anyway...after he was extremely drunk mind you lol.
Awesome for my ego to know I can get shagged once the guy is pissed...yay for me limpy lol.
Then as I was trying to get in my car he grabbed me and stuck his tongue down my throat..ewww...then tried to dry hump me on the bonnet of my Holden....well that was the final straw lol....not on my Holden buddy hehe.
The next guy I had a friendly dinner with..and came out from a trip to the ladies room to find him chatting up the waitress. He then got a text from a girl he informed me was 10 years younger than me. Then to top it off...he bought his ex a fridge magnet....apparently she collects them.
The latest few Ive chatted to online were umm amusing. Had 1 guy ask what Id been doing today and I had replied just looking at rims and tyres...he said "Oh dont waste your money on that crap...use it to come visit me"..... yeah right princess lol.
So Ive come to the conclusion that there are no normal people left. Especially in online chatrooms lol. In fact there should be a code.
There are the guys who are sensitive-which means they cry more than me....and probably wax too lol.
The guys who say oh yeah I can be friends and they speak normally for 2 minutes then ask where you want to meet them for sex.
Oh and dont forget the 'open minded" guy. He's the one who's last girlfriend left because she wouldnt let him try out all his weird sexual fetishes and fantasies. This guy carries around a supersize jar of peanut butter and a sticky copy of the magazine bestiality babes.
So tell me about your weird dates and the strange people you have met. This thread is meant to be funny...and its not a man bashing one. Men feel free to tell your stories about the weird women you have met too
Ive been in 2 long relationships, in the second one I was with my husband for 13 years..and was married for almost ten of those.
Being back single is horrible lol. I tend to get men 50 plus age group trying their luck with me now. On a night out with a girlfriend I had a 60 year old man dance up to me, winking.... I pretended I was lesbian lol. Im on a couple of "dating" sites and I clearly state Im a friendship 1st type of person.
But the parade of freaks is quite strange. I say freaks in a loving, caring kind of way of course
I had 1 guy say in person that I didnt look like my pic..but that he would shag me anyway...after he was extremely drunk mind you lol.
Awesome for my ego to know I can get shagged once the guy is pissed...yay for me limpy lol.
Then as I was trying to get in my car he grabbed me and stuck his tongue down my throat..ewww...then tried to dry hump me on the bonnet of my Holden....well that was the final straw lol....not on my Holden buddy hehe.
The next guy I had a friendly dinner with..and came out from a trip to the ladies room to find him chatting up the waitress. He then got a text from a girl he informed me was 10 years younger than me. Then to top it off...he bought his ex a fridge magnet....apparently she collects them.
The latest few Ive chatted to online were umm amusing. Had 1 guy ask what Id been doing today and I had replied just looking at rims and tyres...he said "Oh dont waste your money on that crap...use it to come visit me"..... yeah right princess lol.
So Ive come to the conclusion that there are no normal people left. Especially in online chatrooms lol. In fact there should be a code.
There are the guys who are sensitive-which means they cry more than me....and probably wax too lol.
The guys who say oh yeah I can be friends and they speak normally for 2 minutes then ask where you want to meet them for sex.
Oh and dont forget the 'open minded" guy. He's the one who's last girlfriend left because she wouldnt let him try out all his weird sexual fetishes and fantasies. This guy carries around a supersize jar of peanut butter and a sticky copy of the magazine bestiality babes.
So tell me about your weird dates and the strange people you have met. This thread is meant to be funny...and its not a man bashing one. Men feel free to tell your stories about the weird women you have met too