Blonde wants to send a message to her mother overseas. The man told her it would cost £300, but I don't have £300, but I'll do anything to get a message to my mother! "Anything?" said the man. “Yes, anything,” said the blonde. “Follow me,” said the man. "Now get down on your knees, pull down my zip, and gently take out my penis" She reached in, and gently with both hands held his penis. The man closed his eyes, and said, "Well, go ahead!" The blonde slowly, brought her mouth closer to his penis, while holding it close to her lips, she whispered… "Hello mum, can you hear me?