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Chinese Wedding Night

bazcom

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Chinese Wedding Night

A Chinese man gets married. His wife is a virgin. Truth be told, he is
not all that experienced either.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he
says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I
give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.
Whatchou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes
will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for
her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want try
somesing I hear about... Numbah 69".

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled
tone he asks...

"You want... beef wiff broccori?!"
 

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Bradg83

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I've heard it before, but with the "engrish" its so much funnier!! :) top stuff!
 
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