come backs.....

[Emporer]

wow ... you wernt just beaten with the ugly stick... you were repeditively flogged!

You should seriously warn people before you step out in public......

thats richcoming from the guy or girl with the vertical smile.....

you know i could swear ive seen you before... wernt you the poster child for abortion?

sorry i dont do charity leave me alone

if someone says "ok reality check" you say "sorry your reality check just bounced"

your next after me

 

[vsplook]

I used this one to a bitch i worked with once...

'i'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch' (not mine, from family guy)

i was playing a small gig once, and a guy came up to make yet another request, he was wrecked by this stage. he said 'do you do requests?' to which i answered, 'do you?' he puffed his chest and said 'yeah,' so i said to him 'how bout you f**k off then?'

rod marsh to ian botham: 'how's your wife and my kids?'

botham to marsh: 'wife's fine, kids are retarded.'

glenn mcgrath to sarawan in a test: 'how does brian lara's dick taste?'

sarawan to mcgrath: 'i dunno. ask your wife.'

 

[TexasRealtor]

Guy: "Hey baby, what's your name?"
Girl: " I'm sorry but you are too fat, go away."
Guy: " I may be fat, but you are ugly................and I can lose weight."

 

[Emporer]

im sorry all i could hear is ... blah blah blah im a dirty Sk&nk

 

[commod8]

this happened between me and my mates.....
me: how can you 2 blokes eat out of the same container sharing the same spoon?
friend 1: well it's not like i stick the spoon up my arse and leave **** on the spoon before i share the spoon
me: yeah, you may not stick the spoon up your arse, but you do put the spoon in your mouth, and from your mouth, you talk a lot of ****, so it's like sticking the spoon up your arse anyway!
friends 2 + 3: (pissing themselves)
friend 1: (pissed off by my comment) i take offence to that. (he was pissed off with me for about 3 mins, haha)

 

[VLDavo]

if someones struggling to make a come back jus say

why dont u go stand in front of a fan and have a wank... coz thats the only good comback your ever gonna have

 

[younggun]

F*** these are good i love the crickets ones best aye

 

[The Darkness]

delete post. in wrong thread

 

[VH SLE]

when waiting in maccas drive thru for a little too long and the chick says "sorry about the wait" just reply "dont worry ull loose it someday"

 

[The Darkness]

when waiting in maccas drive thru for a little too long and the chick says "sorry about the wait" just reply "dont worry ull loose it someday"

hahahahaha then floor it and rocket off