Loose Nut ahead.
This car doesn't suck, it's just built by Hoover.
Whitegoods belong in the Kitchen.
If you can read this, I've slammed on the brakes.
CAUTION: Leaking wallett ahead.
Yes it's a Commodore, yes it's modified, no you can't keep up.
V6's do it at an angle.
Your asshole right now >o< . Your asshole in Prison >0<.
Speeding SAVES lives - get's you to hospital quicker.
Got that one, makes for a good laugh. Caught a few people reading it and when they realise they've been caught they crack up laughing or go all red with embarrassment.