Dildos

[keith reed]

A little old lady in her eighties enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles across
to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk. Dooo youuu
have dillldooos? The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing replies, yes we do carry dildos. Actually we carry many
different models. The old lady then asks, dooo youuu carrryyy aaa pppinkk onee, tttenn inchesss lllong aaand aabboutt
ttwoo inchesss ththiickk aaand rrunns by bbaattteries. The clerk responds, yes we do.
The old lady asks. Dddooo yyoouu kknnnooww hhoww ttoo tturrnn iittt oofff

 

[newjack]

Keith Reed lay off the blazing before bed time

 

[iChris]

Oh I get it, I thought at first she was talking like that because she's old, but it's because it's sill switched on and inside her.

 

[VR38]

Oh I get it, I thought at first she was talking like that because she's old, but it's because it's sill switched on and inside her.

Speaking of inside her... young apprentice at work had a thumb nail infection around the time got married, old boss tells him the best way to clear it is to soak it inside her.
About week later it still hasn't cleared and the boy says the wife is complaining it's uncomfortable.
Cider boy, soak it in cider.