hahahahaha my laptop gets a good beltin every now n then...the other month i got angry and stabbed my mouse button (below the touchpad) with a pen, it's never worked since, coincidently, now my trackpoint (red button in the keyboard) buttons don't work either, i hate using an external mouse haha, even this mouse gets a bashin hahahaa...other then that i usually swear and smash stuff that is more effort then its worth to clean up...like throwing a cheap socket set across the garage just to have little sockets go everywhere...or last time i kicked a 1 litre bottle of gear oil across the garage with the lid half on and it exploded hahahaha...it's pretty fun though, except when your heart drops to your ballsack and back up your throat when you think to yourself, oh ****, dads gunna hit the roof if i don't clean this mess up hahaha