Guy into a bar

[hsvpunk]

A guy walks into the bar,
goes up to the barman and asks for a shot of bourban
barman gives him the shot,

Guy goes up again and again about 8 times or so.
barman says to the guy, "why so many shots for mate?"
guy says "i had my first blow job today"

Barman says "oh ok, well here ya go have this one on the house"
Guy says "thanks, But it wont get rid of the taste" :yeah:

 

[Fr3ak+--]

there is another version of this joke that is funnier

 

[Scooter79]

A guy walks into a bar. Bartender says "Mate, you've got a steering wheel down your pants". Guy says "Yeah I know, it's driving me nuts".

 

[statement]

a guy walks into a bar an the next one ducks.......thought we could carry the stupid on :whistling

 

[Scooter79]

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.