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A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company called at a house and
was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her
feet.
"I'm doing some research for Vaseline" he said. 'Have you ever used the
product?'
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex," she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback.
"Usually, people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain,
or to lubricate the gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that many people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW
you use it for sex?"
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on
the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her
feet.
"I'm doing some research for Vaseline" he said. 'Have you ever used the
product?'
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex," she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback.
"Usually, people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain,
or to lubricate the gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that many people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW
you use it for sex?"
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on
the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."
