In a London Nursing home an old priest lay dying. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?", said the nurse. "I would really like to see Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn before I die" whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to No 10 and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; Theresa and Jeremy would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Theresa commented to Jeremy, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images". Jeremy agreed that it was the right thing to do at this time. When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Theresa's hand in his right hand and then Jeremy's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. The old priest slowly said: "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ". "Amen", said Theresa. "Amen", said Jeremy. The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieving bastards; and I would like to do the same !!!.