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[Jonno]

rest in peace. he/they did change the technology of the world

 

[theperthvan]

Rest iPeace

 

[fuzzy2308]

I wonder if Steve jobs is going to sue cancer for patent infringement like he did to everything else.

Steve Jobs didn't see his life flash before his eyes.
Apple products don't support Flash.

Steve Jobs is just like a Mac. Once a piece malfunctions, you have to change the whole thing.

Steve Jobs is not dead. He is now obsolete. Watch out for the new improved Steve Job 3GS this WInter.

Steve Jobs have just died. This will shake Apple to its core

How many Steve Jobs’ does it take to sync an iPhone?
None. He’s dead.

Did you hear about the iPhone 4S? It was so disappointing Steve Jobs killed himself the day after it was announced.

What’s the difference between Steve Jobs and Michael Jackson?
Nothing. They’re both dead.

 

[aaronevolution]

Tomorrow headline: PC finally kills MacMan.

 

[the_trademarc]

What did one cancer cell say to the other?

"Hey, why don't we get Jobs?"

ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!

And I think its so bad that I do....but ah well....

 

[Turd Ferguson]

PC's get Viruses

Mac's get Cancer

 

[GTS-Replica]

He must of got a virus....

 

[brando93]

If you press Steve Jobs head and belly-button at the same time for a few seconds, will he reset?

 

[VKCOMMO]

This financial crisis has really taken its toll on Apple.. They're losing Jobs everywhere

 

[Trayner]

Thirty years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope.