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marriage in a nutshell?

Blazed1101

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Mate sent this to me today, worth a chuckle


BEFORE MARRIAGE.....

HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait.

SHE: Do you want me to leave?

HE: No! Don't even think about it!

SHE: Do you love me?

HE: Of course! Over and over.

SHE: Have you ever cheated on me?

HE: No! Why are you even asking?

SHE: Will you kiss me?

HE:Every chance I get.

SHE: Will you hit me?

HE: Are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

SHE: Can I trust you?

HE: Yes

SHE: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE....SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
 

mpower

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hilarious, love it.
 

gossie

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Yeah, quite funny. Could well be true for some couples.
 
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