Movie Quote Thread

[GAMBLR]

duece bigalow
Duece: i think theres been some kind of mistake
Fat Chick: did you say steak?
Duece: No, MIS-take
Fat Chick: Aw, now ya got me all excited!!!

Finding Nemo
Marlin: Dory, i'm a little fella, i dont think thats a little fella...
Dory: Oh, oh, big fella, oh, whale... hmm maybe he only speaks whale (Makes whale impersonations)

Taxi
Bell: he's got a gun and he gonna use it!...he's crazy
Andy: whose side are you on?
Bell: MINE!!

White Chicks
Tory: Karen, i don't know what you see in him, he's an out of work actor, living in a share house, and he drives a 3 series BMW
Karen: Tory, i think you need to cut heath a little slack, ok, cos his aunt just died three years ago, and he's going through a really rough time
(All while guy is in toilet with explosive diahorrea)

Are We There Yet?
Nick: They is like ****roaches, except you caint squish 'em

 

[Jecs]

"HERE'S JOHNNY"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KPb6Uuipjg

 

[JD]

antitrust

life is like binary your either a 1 or a 0 alive or dead

 

[NORTI]

antitrust

life is like binary your either a 1 or a 0 alive or dead

there are 10 types of people in this world..... those that understand binary & those that dont

 

[andyman]

kenny,

'busier than a one armed bricklayer in bagdad'

 

[JD]

there are 10 types of people in this world..... those that understand binary & those that dont

i like that one too!

i live my life a quater mile at a time.
thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard!

Torque.

 

[TheForgotten]

"define irony. Bunch of idiots, dancing on a plane, to a song made famous, by a band that died, in a plane crash" - Garland Greene - ConAir. Perhaps not the best, but definitely one of the most memorable

 

[NORTI]

"define irony. Bunch of idiots, dancing on a plane, to a song made famous, by a band that died, in a plane crash" - Garland Greene - ConAir. Perhaps not the best, but definitely one of the most memorable

Also, 'Nothing makes me sadder, than the agent who lost his bladder, in the aiiiiiirrplane......' - Sirus the Virus...... :yeah:

 

[HoldenGirl89]

Pirates Of The Caribbean 2 -Dead mans chest

Jack Sparrow: [holds up jar of dirt] Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
[falls down stairs, holds up jar again]
Jack Sparrow: Got it! Come to negotiate, eh? Have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!

 

[pandaman]

Ghostbusters
Venkman: "Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, **** happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?"

Men In Black
J: "This rates as about a 9.0 on my weird ****ometer."

Blues Brothers
The whole movie, all of it, it's all classic.