pointless

[POVRTY]

why coulnt the cat drink its milk? coz its toungh was nailed to the floor......................................thats it from me.

 

[1vngal]

What do you call a fish with no eye?








Fsh.

 

[prizedbnx]

whats brown and sticky?

a stick

why did the boy fall of his bike, cos he was hit by a fridge,

a man walks into a bar, ouch...

 

[Deadman]

what did the farmer say when he saw a cow on the roof?

now how the F*** did that get up there!

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? "get off"

the cow said "moo".

.....

two cows were in a paddock - one said "moo", the other one said "i was just about to say that"

 

[prizedbnx]

haha the last one is quality

 

[Stretchomatic]

Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stamp out forest fires...

Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks...


who is going to do the deer ones?

no idea...

 

[1vngal]

A horse walks into the bar, and the bartender said "whats with the long face?"

These are classic. Keep 'em coming!

 

[Ls2_307]

2 sausages are in a pan, one turns to the other and says "hello" the other sausage turns around and says "f*** me a talking sausage!"

 

[VB Owner]

Ok OK I'll do the Deer Jokes

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes ?
A: No Idea

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs ?
A: Still no idea

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs ?
A: Nothing ... he wont move

Q: Why dont Bblind Skydivers take their dogs
A: Cause it scares the shyt out of them

Q: What do call two elephants falling of a cliff
A: Boom Boom



Thats enough for now lol

 

[prizedbnx]

2 sausages are in a pan, one turns to the other and says "hello" the other sausage turns around and says "f*** me a talking sausage!"

god damn thats gold...

one posum at the top of the tree falls, and hits one a branch down from it on the way, then another possum falls tot he ground, why did the last one fall?

peer pressure