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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Nov 26, 2018.

  1. Mavericks Choice

    Mavericks Choice Well-Known Member

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    I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so I quickly followed her.
    As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus.
    So I ran after her shouting, "You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!"
    She didn't hear me and proceeded to get onto the bus, so I got on the bus too.
    As I walked to the back of the bus I breathlessly said, "You dropped your purse on the floor outside McDonald's."
    "Thank you so much" she said, "Where is it?"
    I said, "I've just ******* told you, on the floor outside McDonald's."
     

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