Quotes Thread - Rules In First Post.

[Deuce]

I better swear filter this one well, One of my all time favorites:

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
[demonstrating a "V-Chip" planted into Cartman]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy".
Cartman: Doggy.
Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Notice, that nothing happens.
Dr. Vosknocker: [to Cartman] Now, say "Montana".
Cartman: Montana.
Dr. Vosknocker: Good. Now, "pillow".
Cartman: Pillow.
Dr. Vosknocker: All right. Now I want you to say "horse ####er".
Mrs. Cartman: Go on, honey. It's all right.
Cartman: Horse fu...
[gets shocked by the V-chip]
Cartman: That hurts, goddamnit!
[gets shocked again]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey d!*k".
Cartman: No!
Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Success! The child doesn't want to swear!

 

[Wombles]

Traction control.
You mean bitch switch?

 

[Nevin]

"It's not who i am underneath, but what i do that defines me." - Batman (have this tattooed)
"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you...stranger." - The Joker

 

[87RB30VL]

"Initiative comes to thems that wait." - Alex.

 

[GEN3RATD]

"Look, Jimmy if you keep stabbing me you're going to kill me, right?" - Eric Bana as Mark Brandon "Chopper" Reid

 

[Killr6]

"Im not a killer but don't push me, getting revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pussy"

Tupac

 

[Shearer]

"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that is stupid"

Albert Einstein

 

[Jonah 101]

"Getting up in the morning is the second hardest thing.''

 

[Wongy295]

'I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me.' - Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson), The Departed

 

[YOURUP]

Rocky Balboa: Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place, and I don’t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now, if you know what you’re worth, then go out and get what you’re worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain’t you. You’re better than that!