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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Jun 13, 2018 at 6:27 PM.

  1. Mavericks Choice

    Mavericks Choice Well-Known Member

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    Our housekeeper asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her About the raise.
    She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a Pay increase?'
    Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.' The first is that I iron better than you.'
    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
    Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
    Wife: 'Oh.'
    Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
    Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
    Maria: 'Your husband did.'
    Wife: 'Oh.'
    Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
    Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
    Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'
    Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
     

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