Riddle

[Hole Denn]

if your muslim and marry them o/s and live here
As many as you like/have wood

 

[vc commodore]

You can have as many as you like, so long as you divorce each one as you go

Stuff that....The divorce settlements would put paid to all that..

As the old saying went, Love is grand divorce is 20....IMA, it is a very old saying so the rates would have sky rocketted since that saying came out....

 

[vc commodore]

if your muslim and marry them o/s and live here
As many as you like/have wood

I have thought of that, but one is hard enough, without adding more into the mix.....

Looney asylium here I come

 

[Bigfella237]

Answer is 16

for better

for worse

for richer

for poorer

And I'll leave the room now...

This is a good example of a joke that doesn't really work when you type it out, because you can't substitute the word "for" with "four" like you can when it's spoken.

if your muslim and marry them o/s and live here
As many as you like/have wood

I believe Mormons are also allow multiple wives in other countries, but I don't think either are legally recognised here?

 

[vc commodore]

This is a good example of a joke that doesn't really work when you type it out, because you can't substitute the word "for" with "four" like you can when it's spoken.

I actually got the joke out of the paper

 

[hademall]

I actually got the joke out of the paper

It better be good

 

[vc commodore]

It better be good

I admit, it wasn't

 

[hademall]

I admit, it wasn't

Waiting, waiting, waiting...........

 

[vc commodore]

Waiting, waiting, waiting...........

Don't hold your breath....

 

[keith reed]

Don't hold your breath....

Well not for too long anyway.