Roadkill Thread?...

[calais_304]

roadkill makes good crab pot bait if anyone was wondering

 

[Rufus®]

roadkill makes good crab pot bait if anyone was wondering

And on that note, (last I read, which was a few years ago), picking up road kill is illegal. this is to stop people running animals down on purpose for fresh meat.

 

[calais_304]

And on that note, (last I read, which was a few years ago), picking up road kill is illegal. this is to stop people running animals down on purpose for fresh meat.

LMFAO!!! and here i was just trying to be funny.

 

[BecStar]

I've almost hit this annoying, fluffy white dog down the road from my house about 3 times now... I swear it's ****ed in the head, I'll be going about 40km/h (speed limit is 50 but I know this dog will always be there). It will sit there and watch me drive past and when it's lined up with the front of my car it will just dart out and bark at my car. I'm so tempted to just stop the car in the middle of the road, grab it by the scruff of its neck and throw it at the owners front door... or take it home for my dogs dinner

Anyone ever been shat on by a bird while driving? Believe it or not I was in the passenger seat travelling out of town, had the window down as I was having a smoke and I felt this little splat on my arm and shoulder. I thought it must have started to rain or something but noooo.. a nice fresh bird turd on my arm.

 

[matty88]

So far (just over 1 year of having my licence)

3 birds
1 cat
1 rabbit

The standout one was where I was up at the Black Spur and a crow flew into my headlight, then bounced off the car smack into a road sign, feathers everywhere, the guys behind me that were cruising with me pissed themselves

 

[Kikki]

A Roo, about a month ago... Not happy :bang: :rip: Roo tho

 

[cinndaz044]

i clean up dead animals of the road its part of my job.

i plead with owners to at least have there phone numbers on the collar so we can at least call you when we scrape up your dead german shepard of the road and take it down to the local furnace to dispose of it. as we dispose of so many and i feel for the owners as they will never know what happened to them.

probley clean up 50 or so animals a week from cats to kangaroos .

 

[cinndaz044]

Anyone ever been shat on by a bird while driving? Believe it or not I was in the passenger seat travelling out of town, had the window down as I was having a smoke and I felt this little splat on my arm and shoulder. I thought it must have started to rain or something but noooo.. a nice fresh bird turd on my arm.[/QUOTE]

seen 1 beter than that poor old glen down at the dump a seagull **** in his mouth

 

[S2_VR_]

Anyone ever been shat on by a bird while driving? Believe it or not I was in the passenger seat travelling out of town, had the window down as I was having a smoke and I felt this little splat on my arm and shoulder. I thought it must have started to rain or something but noooo.. a nice fresh bird turd on my arm.

seen 1 beter than that poor old glen down at the dump a seagull **** in his mouth[/QUOTE]

HAHHAHAHA

 

[Tom_1569]

Suprised this thread is open as this subject is normaly very touchy.

I've lost count of the crap I've hit driving country roads every single day.

A different story, cause it cracks me up everytime my sister tells it.

She was driving through the bush (on her way home), she spotted a roo on the side of the gravel road, and decided she would slow down and give this one a change since the oppurtunity was there. Gets right up to it, and stops waiting for it to pounce. It pounces across the road, trips over itself and smacked its head on the road and died, smack in the middle of the road.
She ended up having to drive right around it, with her 5yr old son asking why it died when she didnt even hit it.