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Simplified Urine Test for Men

BlackVXGTS

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A simplified urine test that may be relevant for at least some of us men.
Go outside and pee in the garden.
  • If ants gather:- diabetes.
  • If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
  • If it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
  • If when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
  • If you return to the house with your penis still outside your pants:- Alzheimer's
 
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