Store

[Mavericks Choice]

A lad goes for a job in a general store, the boss says let me show you how it's done. A customer comes in and asks for a packet of grass seed, the shop keeper says sir, when the grass grows you will need some shears, and after that you will need a lawn mower. The customer says thankyou very much I never thought of that. The customer leaves having spent £200 and the boss turns to the lad, and says that is how it's done. The next customer is yours, a man walks in and says to The boy I would like a packet of tampax please. The boy replies would you like a lawn mower aswell sir? The man says why would I want a lawn mower! The Boy says - Well your weekend,s fucked, you might as well cut the grass!