acarmody
Donati..Whoa Green
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I tried to think of a better title but this was the best I could manage.
Anyway I wanted to start a thread where people can share conversations they have had with morons telling mechanical stuff that makes no sense.
For instance:
I was talking to a customer at work about the weather, he said he hates the cold because it makes his car hard to start, when I asked why, he said,
"The cold air hits the hot engine and makes the engine condense, which also makes the hot injectors condense, which make tiny drops of water appear in the injectors, which make the engine not want to turn over".
Anyway after busting a gut trying not to laugh I managed to walk away and laugh my arse off in private.
Anyone else got a story to share?
Anyway I wanted to start a thread where people can share conversations they have had with morons telling mechanical stuff that makes no sense.
For instance:
I was talking to a customer at work about the weather, he said he hates the cold because it makes his car hard to start, when I asked why, he said,
"The cold air hits the hot engine and makes the engine condense, which also makes the hot injectors condense, which make tiny drops of water appear in the injectors, which make the engine not want to turn over".
Anyway after busting a gut trying not to laugh I managed to walk away and laugh my arse off in private.
Anyone else got a story to share?