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Stupid stuff you've done to satisfy your own curiosity.

Jesterarts

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did a really large girl once cos' my firends told me they are better at it and generally work harder cos' they dont know when theyre gonna get it next...

Well? Was it true?

I've never laid with a large girl cause I'm European and that **** is against my culture, but I have drive a few things in my younger years that one would see in porn and thing "Damn, really? Is that at all enjoyable?"

Turns out in most cases the answer to that question is no, unless the question of enjoyability is on the ladies side in which case the answer for the "doer" is a resounding yes in most cases.
 

Immortality

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Made a small batch of napalm, test it, worked well (almost burnt down a section of the fence). Made a much larger batch which I stashed away (not sure for what purpose) only to go back some time later and to find it was gone...... Never did find out where either.

did a really large girl once cos' my firends told me they are better at it and generally work harder cos' they dont know when theyre gonna get it next...

Does that apply to well built, large breasted chicks as well? ..........She was a bit shy at first but once she got started she couldn't get enough. Damn that was an excellent couple of months.
 

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brother in law was showing me his nice pen collection. so naturally i wanted to write with a couple of them see how nice they were. found a little black case on his desk and opened it. inside was a black pen looked really important, it had its own case. but how do i get the cap off and write with it. (he had left the room by this time). started playing around with it and clicked the end. thats when all this water started leaking from it just as he came back. he said "i see youve found my insulin pen injector"
 

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brother in law was showing me his nice pen collection. so naturally i wanted to write with a couple of them see how nice they were. found a little black case on his desk and opened it. inside was a black pen looked really important, it had its own case. but how do i get the cap off and write with it. (he had left the room by this time). started playing around with it and clicked the end. thats when all this water started leaking from it just as he came back. he said "i see youve found my insulin pen injector"

Ha ha very big lol.

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Pollushon

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#### all this bullshit about shoving hot things on your body by choice and you missed the cool ****....



and the answer is?

All the way to the car behind (wasn't he angry), man it sure spatters at speed (110 kmh). Alcohol inspired, so I'd say nearly 2 clicks.

Stupid cos there was actually a dunny upstairs and I nearly fell out.
 

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Half-filled a .22 bullet casing with the powder from ring caps when I was 10, and put a small screw in the open end to try and see what would happen if I dropped it.

It went off in my hands.

Managed to blow bits of skin off both hands, nearly copped a bit of shrapnel in the eye, and had 2 more pieces of shrapnel removed via surgery 2 years after the event. Apparently the bang was so loud it sounded like a car backfiring.
 

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Half-filled a .22 bullet casing with the powder from ring caps when I was 10, and put a small screw in the open end to try and see what would happen if I dropped it.

It went off in my hands.

Managed to blow bits of skin off both hands, nearly copped a bit of shrapnel in the eye, and had 2 more pieces of shrapnel removed via surgery 2 years after the event. Apparently the bang was so loud it sounded like a car backfiring.

I did similar with a .44 shell, paper caps and a masonry bullet. was lucky not to get hurt though.
 

Reaper

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not so much curiosity but a prank - got an old orange smoke flare, set it off and flushed it down a toilet at the local beach public toilets over 20 years ago.

A few things we probably should have thought thru better -

1. Fortunately the methane gas in the septic didn't explode
2. It did actually go around the bendy bit after shoving it with a stick

Consequence:
Epic lols when orange smoke came up from all the dunny bowels and women walking out from the female half with really confused looks on their faces :rofl:
 

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Head on over to YouTube. Search: acetylene bomb. Tons of fun! Still can't believe we were that stupid as teenagers...:hmmm:
 
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