The Random Thread

[HamaTime™]

so im trying this "eat more to lose weight" business, which is actually working. what no one mentioned is i now need to **** 3 times a day.

i swear my pissing/shitting ratio is 1:1 now

It works!

Haha, love that ratio. When I first started, I was taking up to 15 pisses and 4 shits a day.

Now i'm back to 1 decent **** and up to 10 pisses per day....

Toilet and iphone games become your best mate.

#AngryTurds

 

[Jecs]

im done getting a businesses to do jobs for me. they either are too lazy to answer their phone or they manage to fk up a simple task without callin u to say they cant do wat u asked of them.

unless u do ur own work u never get wat u want

 

[ari666]

so... this thread is basically chatbox for the people too tight to donate?

 

[aussieakito]

I donated 5 bucks.
thats all i can afford.
Im poor xD

so... this thread is basically chatbox for the people too tight to donate?

 

[Wogboy1994]

all my money goes into my bank account

 

[tim005]

Love a good week at trade school after a week of 12 hour days last week. Early knock offs and messing around with scissors lifts and knuckle lifts so i can get my ticket, yeeeeeeeeew.

 

[Jecs]

pulling a strand of chicks hair from under your fore skin

 

[itsagixa]

or pulling a strand of the missus's 4 foot hair from your ass crack, it even manages to find its way into my socks and around my toes....WTF!!!

 

[Wombles]

Was looking at cheap 4 cyl run abouts till a VR Caprice came up. I think I may investigate. Dont care on ks it has. I wonna see it and drive it! Might even buy it as the daily.

 

[Ghost]

Well I'm going on a date tomorrow not 100% on how it's going to go its been a few years since I was on a real date lol