The Random Thread

[Pollushon]

That's why they're available to bang, only a crazy arsed clown would wear one on his (or her) hip

 

[kingswood country]

Another scenario, start banging others, so when she rocks up on your door, the nights girlfriend can answer your door in your shirt, then it's on, it's chainsaw wielding against the girl, and you get to sit back and watch a cat fight,

Oh, don't forget the mud/jelly pit!

Oh, and the camera


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[ari666]

i love you guys

 

[Killr6]

Just tell her your gay, simple.

Only downside is, she might trust you to much then you have to listen to her blab on about **** you don't really care about.

Then you just change your number and bam, you turn into that gay guy. While your back out on the prowl for snatch.

Fool proof.

 

[skappascrap]

Seriously, what the absolute f*ck is up with that Bob spam crap in the YouTube Comments?
It's all I've seen tonight!

 

[Wombles]

Nice convo you fellas have had while I was gone.

Struggling with 3 hrs sleep...

 

[Tasmaniak]

Nice convo you fellas have had while I was gone.

Struggling with 3 hrs sleep...

Ahh the honeymoon....




On another note, if women think all men are the same, why do they spend so longing looking for mr right?

My wife didnt see the funny side in that comment tonight ¤rubbing red swollen cheek¤

 

[ncass11]

my mother wanted me to get some fence palings, but she argued about which car to take, i was going to take the landrover but she wanted me to take the prius. wtf there is a reason i bought a ute but she wants me to shove 15 palings into a hatch back.

i will never undestand how the female mind works

 

[VS_Pete]

like all of us males lol

 

[RioTFoX]

finally washed my car yesterday. poor thing has been much neglected.