Lyoness
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- Joined
- Oct 8, 2004
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- Age
- 41
- Location
- Western Australia
- Members Ride
- VX SS 5.7 M6
Keith bought a brand new Holden Monaro. He took off down the road,
pushed it up to 150 kmph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his
thinning) hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
Then, he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car.
Problem - thought Keith, and he floored it some more, and flew down the
road at over 210 kmph to escape being stopped.
He then thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of
thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the
Police car to catch up with him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's
side. "Sir my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th.
If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran
off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."
pushed it up to 150 kmph, and was enjoying the wind blowing through his
thinning) hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
Then, he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car.
Problem - thought Keith, and he floored it some more, and flew down the
road at over 210 kmph to escape being stopped.
He then thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of
thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the
Police car to catch up with him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's
side. "Sir my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th.
If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never
heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran
off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."
