What Not To Say To A Cop

[alex673]

Best one I did was at a booze bus. The cop asked if I had had anything to drink and i said "yeah, a bottle, a couple of cans and a carton". When he breathalised me and it came up negative, he asked EXACTLY what I had been drinking. He then called me a smart ar$e and told me to F**k off when I replied "a bottle of water, a couple of cans of red bull and a carton of choc milk!"

 

[Hunter SS]

get pulled up for an RBT......

"I haven't had a c**t all night Drinkstable!" :whistling



:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[Toddlez]

lol! thats epic, im so gonna try that

 

[alien]

get pulled up for an RBT......

"I haven't had a c**t all night Drinkstable!" :whistling



:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I can't say that when i'm SOBER! I'd need to be drunk to pull that one off! :yeah:

 

[VRV8_Matt]

What seems to be the officer problem?

 

[ScoHar]

good afterbull constanoon

 

[Hunter SS]

let's not forget the old standard reply......

"I'm not as think as you drunk i am!"

 

[needwork2-4fillhabbit]

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

 

[needwork2-4fillhabbit]

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?", asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"

"No, sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "We're on the patch."

 

[Silver_VS_II]

this isnt a joke but once this ******** cop got my dad and he was a fatty, and dad was going off because he hadnt done anything anyway dad ended up saying to this cop something along the lines "look mate your full of bullshit i wasnt even using my phone, your pathetic i mean look you have bigger tits than pamela anderson" meh dosnt sound funny but i was absolutly pissing myself, the cop wasnt impressed but didnt do anything about it, besides the mobile phone fine or whatever, i think he acctually got embarrased and it made him feel guilty (for being fat) i dunno but was ****ing funny