When I phoned LifeLine

[kowan]

Was depressed so I rang LifeLine.
Got a call centre in Afghanistan.
Told them I was suicidal.
They got all friggin excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

 

[Just_Ice]

Thats not funny....

 

[vt_ss_5l]

LOL i liked it

 

[azkwazere]

nah i found it pretty funny too..... i like satire...


aZk.

 

[VZTHUNDER]

ROFL

good one mate

 

[minux]

Thats not funny....

Bull**** it isnt, i needed a laugh..working too bloody hard. Stupid data centre.

 

[matty88]

Wrong but funny.... but hey aren't all the best jokes bad?

 

[jas98]

i can see whay some dont like this joke .............but it is funni..lol

 

[Greekos]

bahahaha but seriously ahahahhaa

 

[minux]

Another good one, but bad

a muslim in our street doused himself in petrol and set himself on fire and died

The neighbourhood is having a collection for his family








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