Xmas Presents

[Reaper]

Ok mofo's - what are you thinking of getting your mrs'sssussussus for christmas?

Personally I'm thinking a pair of slippers and a dildo.

 

[gopher]

Ok mofo's - what are you thinking of getting your mrs'sssussussus for christmas?

Personally I'm thinking a pair of slippers and a dildo.

Why a dildo? Are you having a bit of trouble satisfying her?

 

[Tonner Matt]

Why a dildo? Are you having a bit of trouble satisfying her?

Because if she don't like the slippers, she can take the dildo and go F@#K herself.

 

[EYY]

Because if she don't like the slippers, she can take the dildo and go F@#K herself.

hey smooth talker

 

[commodore665]

My credit card , with instructions , knock yourself out my dear .

 

[lmoengnr]

If I still had a missus, I'd get her a Red Hot GTS-R Maloo.....

 

[Calaber]

Because if she don't like the slippers, she can take the dildo and go F@#K herself.

You have all the skills mate.

 

[Calaber]

Ok mofo's - what are you thinking of getting your mrs'sssussussus for christmas?

Personally I'm thinking a pair of slippers and a dildo.

I think K Mart has them on special this Christmas as a matched set.

 

[uniacidz]

I think K Mart has them on special this Christmas as a matched set.

Bunnings will beat competitors and further 10%

 

[Dayvo]

Ok mofo's - what are you thinking of getting your mrs'sssussussus for christmas?

Personally I'm thinking a pair of slippers and a dildo.

I got slippers and a root last year , both were 2 sizes too big ,