Xmas Presents

[Tonner Matt]

hey smooth talker

I know how to lay on the charm when it's required

You have all the skills mate.

It's possible I suppose....Been with my missus for 25 years now so I must be doing something right.


All bullshit aside....I heard the "I bought the missus some slippers & a dildo for xmas" as a joke years ago

 

[Calaber]

And here was I thinking Reaper was being original......(sigh).

 

[losh1971]

I got slippers and a root last year , both were 2 sizes too big ,

Are you shore your foot size and pecker are not two sizes too small? They say you can judge the size of a man's pecker by his feet....

 

[Dayvo]

Are you shore your foot size and pecker are not two sizes too small? They say you can judge the size of a man's pecker by his feet....

Ha ha ya got me lol

 

[NORTI]

If I still had a missus, I'd get her a Red Hot GTS-R Maloo.....

Is there an application process?

 

[Immortality]

My credit card , with instructions , knock yourself out my dear .

That only works if she doesn't already have said card.....