You know your a VL owner when..
1. One 15" sub isn't sufficient, so you get 6.
2. A 15 year old chick in your passenger seat will make you 'sexier' and more 'eligible'
3. 19"s are for pussies, 22"s are for VL drivers.
4. The "RAJAB Racing" sticker gives your car an extra 25kw, and the shifted rego plate allows for better airflow.
5. Daily cleaning of your car is done shirtless in your driveway and chicks will find that sexy..
6. Boost gives you a hard-on and flutter makes you come.
7. Chrome gives your engine +30kw
8. You cant use the backseats because your drivers seat has been moved all the way back
9. You've developed "drivers's elbow' (similar to tennis elbow) due to the constant extension of your arm to reach the steering wheel.
10. Boot space is for pussies. It should be filled with subs and stockies.
11. Theres more rubber on the end of a pencil than your tires.
12. Your VL runs 10s, even if you've never taken it to a track.
13. You tell everyone that all VLs go sideways without trying.
14. You have a tan line starting from your right forearm..
15. Wet roads are heaven.. because without them, your car wouldn't have enough power to lose traction.