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what about them easy out reverse thread things iv heard they work but wouldnt kno
You cant use a pump to change the oil. What you need to do it STOP touching your car. Throw away your tools because you don't know how to use them. And get a mobile mechanic or tow it to a mechanic on Monday. In future pay a mechanic to service your car.
Before you say " you can't use a pump to change the engine oil", I suggest you have a look this on Youtube.
OIL EXTRACTOR Pump for Quick Easy & Clean Oil Changes - YouTube
Secondly, this website and forums is for people to share ideas and knowledge about their Commodores regardless of their mechanical skills! Some people who are skilled but still happy to pay other mechanic to work on their cars cos they can't be bothered or have better things to do with their time. But some unskilled people like to learn the process of basic or simple maintenance of their vehicle. It's not about paying or not paying someone to do the job, its about whether you want to work on your car yourself or by someone else! I bet you wouldn't like someone else working your girlfriend or wife right...lol