Some Very Wise Quotes....

[bazcom]

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept

crossing my mind - every part of this rocket

was supplied by the lowest bidder.

~ John Glenn

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When the white missionaries came to Africa

they had the Bible and we had the land.

They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.

When we opened them we had the Bible

and they had the land.

~ Desmond Tutu

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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

~ David Letterman

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I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit, I'm a billionaire.

~ Howard Hughes

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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.

~ Italian proverb

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The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.

~ Jean Kerr

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I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

~ Prince Philip

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

~ Emo Philips.

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Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.

~ Harrison Ford

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The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.

~ Spike Milligan

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Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.

~ Robin Hall

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Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.

~ Jean Rostand.

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Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.

~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.

~ WH Auden

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If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.

~ Johnny Carson

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I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.

~ Arthur C Clarke

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Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.

~ Steve Martin

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Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.

~ Jimmy Durante

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The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.

~ George Roberts

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If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport

~ Jonathan Winters

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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

~ Robert Benchley

 

[VR38]

Prince Phillip rules

 

[BOOST666]

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein

I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy, I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
Patrick Bateman (American psycho-film)

 

[Decicrate]

“The best way to take control over a people and control them utterly is to take a little of their freedom at a time, to erode rights by a thousand tiny and almost imperceptible reductions. In this way, the people will not see those rights and freedoms being removed until past the point at which these changes cannot be reversed.”
— Adolf Hitler

 

[commodore665]

I am not in this world to live up to your expectations
And you are not here to live up to mine .


Simplicity is the key to brilliance.


Both from Bruce Lee


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[BOOST666]

“The best way to take control over a people and control them utterly is to take a little of their freedom at a time, to erode rights by a thousand tiny and almost imperceptible reductions. In this way, the people will not see those rights and freedoms being removed until past the point at which these changes cannot be reversed.”
— Adolf Hitler

The mantra of all governments and organised religion

 

[VS 5.0]

It's not the time on your life...it's the life in your time.

- Bruce Springsteen

No problem can stand the assault of sustained thinking.

- Voltaire

 

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go, they merely determine where you start.

Nido Qubein