State of Origin Jokes

[Holden_Man]

Because we dont have soccer teams in QLD........

Sokka? What's that?

 

[S.T.K.E]

Be ****ed if i know

 

[Swordsy]

sokka? isn't that the one with 4 posts at either end of the field?

 

[Mattrez]

If you put a big condom on a big #### and
you put a small condom on a small ####....
what do you put on a soft ####???

A NSW jersey...

 

[commoVT]

did you hear that they are changing the colour of Viagra to maroon because nothing blue has hardened up for at least 5 years

 

[commoVT]

whats the hardest thing about playing for NSW?
telling everyone your gay

 

[monkeys437]

Anyone know if its going live in Melbourne? Im a mad AFL man but get a kick outa watching both the rugby codes, NFL and to a lesser extent Sokka. Knowing the Knobs at Ch 9 it will be on sometime after midnight tho

 

[Troy711]

Honestly, the biggest joke regarding the 2011 State of Origin is the NSW Blues team. Here comes a record 6 series wins for QLD, I can smell it.

 

[minux]

Nothing like a failing sport thread revival.

How many will be at the game tonight? 4-5 hundred? lol, NRL = Fail throw ball.

I bet if you put a chick in the middle of the field you could stop the entire game while they all watch and take turns in screwing it.

 

[Julie]

I bet if you put a chick in the middle of the field you could stop the entire game while they all watch and take turns in screwing it.

Yeh you are probably right and this certainly wouldn't happen in AFL it would need to be a bloke for them to screw