Project Pig.
Well I finally got that smashed up VR. Its pretty rough, drives well tho, flogged it around for a week or so then ran out of power steering fluid so i figured it was time it went off the road and under the knife.
With the aid of the following tools i got cracking :
Snatch strap, Pajero, big #### off hammer, beer, Devil's lettuce, Bruce my father outlaw. and a handfull of spanners and ****.
Step 1 : open bonnet. by any means neccessary
Step 2 : rip **** off. and assess damage
Step 3 : use Beer, Devils lettuce and some Redneck Ingenuity for inspiration. get **** done.
Step 4 : use more Beer and Devils lettuce to calm your rage after you shut the bonnet and cant open it again, get father outlaw on the job.
step 5 : admire your craftiness and think about purchasing aerosol cans tomorrow.
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Oh i forgot to mention its got a bog spot on the roof, screw holes in centre console, and all the other hallmarks of a BT1.
Also the mullet is cranking, and I'm 3 days overdue to be a 1st time dad. I guess if he takes after his dad he will rock up late with a bad haircut.
Cheers, Ben.