Bad Jokes!

[Head_is]

Nice jokes going here, Really blunt ones haha... Heres mine..

For Sale

1 Parachute

Taken out of box once
Never Opened
Small stain on the back

 

[v8_stato]

2 statues in new zealand talking to each other one statue says to the other staute " statue bro ? "

 

[LOWPACK]

fully sick uleh

 

[Escape-The-Fate]

what do you say to a chick with 2 black eyes?

doesnt matter..you've already told her twice:whistling

 

[Jecs]

man lying in bed after sex with new Thai wife. She keeps stroking his c*ck. He says: do you like my c*ck that much? She says: "no i just miss mine".

Just watched the Antiques Roadshow." This old lady placed a used tampon on the table and said "there you go clever c**t tell me what period that's from."

 

[hsvpunk]

ooooohhhhhh gold.

 

[mcrow5]

WiFi signals are like women, some are harder to get than others. :yeah:

 

[Gen3Jonesy]

LMAO.... Gold

 

[Kal123]

Nice jokes going here, Really blunt ones haha... Heres mine..

For Sale

1 Parachute

Taken out of box once
Never Opened
Small stain on the back

I just told the misses this one.. her response...

Did he cum on it?

*Siiiiggghhhhh*

 

[vrcalais5ltr]

a bloke and his wife were in the bedroom. the bloke was admiring his body in the mirror
he looks at his wife and says look at me im 90kg of pure dynamite.

she says shame about the 2inch fuse.