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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by 2002 VY, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. 2002 VY

    2002 VY Guest

    Great engineering..

    Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
    American engineer are working together one day. They come
    across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each
    of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.
    The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and
    my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada
    was forever made fertile for farming.
    Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
    Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans
    can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink
    of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
    The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
    about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,
    500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can
    get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
    The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
     
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    lmfao, that's a good one, a bit racist but good :)
     
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    old & the countrys etc always get changed to suit :whistling




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