keith reed
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Hello. Gordon's pizza.
No sir it's Google pizza.
So it's a wrong number?
No sir, Google bought it.
OK. Take my order please.
Well sir do you want the usual?
The usual? Do you know me?
According to caller ID, the last 12 times
you ordered pizza with cheese, with sausage thick crust.
OK. that's it.
May I recommend ricotta, arugula with sun dried tomato.
No I hate vegetables.
But your cholesterol is 7.4
How do you know?
Through the subscriber's guide. We have your blood test's
for the last 7 years.
OK, but I don't want this pizza, I already take medicine.
You don't take your medicine regularly, 4 months ago you
purchased 30 tablets from Drugs online.
I bought more from another pharmacy.
It's not showing on your credit card.
I paid cash.
But you did not withdraw that much cash according
to your bank statement.
I have another source of cash.
This is not showing on your last tax form unless you
got it from an undeclared income source.
BLOODY HELL. Stuff google, and facebook and twitter
and whatsapp. I'm off to an island without the internet.
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport,
it expired 5 weeks ago.
No sir it's Google pizza.
So it's a wrong number?
No sir, Google bought it.
OK. Take my order please.
Well sir do you want the usual?
The usual? Do you know me?
According to caller ID, the last 12 times
you ordered pizza with cheese, with sausage thick crust.
OK. that's it.
May I recommend ricotta, arugula with sun dried tomato.
No I hate vegetables.
But your cholesterol is 7.4
How do you know?
Through the subscriber's guide. We have your blood test's
for the last 7 years.
OK, but I don't want this pizza, I already take medicine.
You don't take your medicine regularly, 4 months ago you
purchased 30 tablets from Drugs online.
I bought more from another pharmacy.
It's not showing on your credit card.
I paid cash.
But you did not withdraw that much cash according
to your bank statement.
I have another source of cash.
This is not showing on your last tax form unless you
got it from an undeclared income source.
BLOODY HELL. Stuff google, and facebook and twitter
and whatsapp. I'm off to an island without the internet.
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport,
it expired 5 weeks ago.
