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jehovah's witnesses on the way- what have you done?

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by pow3rslave, May 6, 2009.

  1. cxcxcxvcvcvc

    cxcxcxvcvcvc Active Member

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    The way i see it is, if you believe in god but don't go to church ect then have a listen to what they say and have a free home bible study (like i did, changed my life for myself and family for the better) or if you don't believe in god then politely ask them to leave (like i also did for many years before i decided to look into the bible for myself.)
     
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    Hunter SS Growing Old Disgracefully

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    in the past i have stood and argued with them about the existence of a god (i don't believe in any religion) and reckon i won... because they ended up just walking away...... other times i just tell them i don't believe in god and shut the door..... last time they knocked, which was a while ago, i wore a shirt that has on the front in red letters "What part of F*#K OFF is confusing you?" they didn't take much convincing to leave.
     
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    Calaber Nil Bastardo Carborundum

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    I would just like to know why these people think they have the right to try to convert you to their religious beliefs. I don't go to their door and annoy the **** out of them trying to tell them their religion sucks, so why do they try it with me?

    I was actually selling some stuff to two young blokes who had purchased some stuff from me on e-bay. We were standing in my garage about to load the stuff onto his ute when a woman and two children walked in.

    I knew who they were straight away and said we were transacting a sale at that moment - (in other words, "wrong time, piss off", but I needed to be polite.) I was a bit surprised that she had walked in at that time as I thought it would be apparent that the three of us were busy doing something and it was not a good time to intervene to flog religion.

    The lady just left her magazine and they left. She could have thought we were doing a drug deal or something
     
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    Tom_1569 Ecotech Power

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    Ill just tell them Im not interested nicely, if they dont listen then Ill play games with them;

    Just keep egging them on, and watch them waste there time.
    Invite them in for a beer, or if its a weekend I may already have one in my hand :p
    I've sat down (on the other side of the security door) and pretended to be meditated whilst they talked.
    Start ringing people and tell them how the Jehovahs are at the front door and start joking about how intruding they are, whilst they stand there.
    Tell them I dont believe in God, until they can prove it *DO NOT DO THIS* it only leads to mass brochures and sections read from the bible, but no presence of God :(
    Answered it in my boxer shorts, was not planned just happened to be like that at the time lol.

    My old neighbour use to invite them in for a joint, or grab her bong and start smoking it infront of them.
    My brother once told him he believes he is the devil, and if you seen him, you would think it to lol.

    I dont have a problem with them, its just I think they got about it the wrong way, and I find it very intrusive when they will not leave. Out of all the people that knock on my door trying to sell something, religious people get off the lightest :p
     
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    redcv6 supercharged intercooled

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    hmmm mine was pretty good for a 12 year old. couple years back i went and answered the door with the electric garage door remote. i pointed to my German Shepard and said something like, "guys, if your not off my property in 20 seconds i will push this button releasing the dog"...... happy to report they ran up my 80 meter drive way like no tomorrow
     
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    A couple of years ago it was absolutely pissing down with rain. These 2 JW knock on my door soaking wet so i invite them in out of the rain they come in i sit back down on my lounge and press play on the DVD player.
    They get up and bolted for the door back in the pouring rain.
    I was watrching a PORNO dont think they like that much
     
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    the best method to get rid of jw and stop them ever returning is to act all pleased to see them and say you didn't think you'd be welcomed back after being kicked out after that "incident" a few years ago.

    one thing that jw will not do under any circumstances is mix with any ex members......... especially those kicked out...

    I've seen them skip my place for many years after I did this.
     
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    JBDrifter Now in a Calais

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    Tell them you are a Christian and not interested in their false religion. That's what I would do. Have never had one knock on my door though.

    Had a couple of them catch the bus and sit up the back with us back when I was in high school. Couple of young guys, sounded yank or canadian... they were pretty cool though. Didn't talk about God at all, probably knew they'd just cop a lot of crap...
     
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    andyman The Only 6sp VZ Wagon

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    we just dont answer the door to em, same with telstra optus, the whole lot
     
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    Julie moderator- for now anyway

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    Is it just me or do a lot of these stories smell like bullshit lol?
     
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    daron wizfiz

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    when they say if you'll take their magazine say yes only if they take your salvation army mags in return they leave asap and havent been back in yrs
     
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    Full Spectrum Bro it's a VW your Audi!

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    You worship paganism, Never fails.

    Women can use this. My wife is just out the back i will get her, "Honey come to the door".
    Men can use that.
     
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    ashbox back in black

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    i have jahovas in my family as relatives but they alright when it comes to talking about, they don't push it onto us and we respect them by not talking about things they don't believe in when they're over.

    just ask to be put on the black list, if they say no do something to be put on it.

    they wont come back.
     
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    HRVATSKI_VOJNIK a.k.a KRIS

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    my mate from across the road put on a porno and turned up the sound, when they asked if his folks where free, he just replayed "can't you hear them?"

    also when a guy came to sell electricity, he just kept turning the front light on and off, and said "na, we have power"

    one of my good mates a Jehovah's witnesses, so they don't come to my place. just like ashbox's said.
    i remember being at his place, he was looking for something in their "storage room" when i saw one of their study books, decided to flick thought it, almost every page about sex was a black guy hitting on a nice white girl, and every "rich" guy was an old, fat, bold 40 year old washing his convertible year old. me and him where just cracking up.
     
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    ive got two JW that come annoy me all the time. felt it was rude when they opened my gate, left it open (when my dogs were out) then walk to my front door to hand me these stupid books about stories which apperently id 'enjoy' reading..
     
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    and also the bastards were driving a WK statesman.
     
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    Yea, half of them should start with 'next time they come to the door I think it would be funny to...'
     
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    fabz I Can Do Science Me

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    Nothing says that they cant drink, my nanna drinks. Not alot but still enjoys a beer.

    Here here. Dads side of the family are JW and if you tell them your not interested they should leave If not go see a guy in charge at the hall as it is frowned apon when they push people.

    I agree here too! Im not into it so i just say no thanks but because out of respect for family i offer a drink or a snack then they move on. They are just trying to do a little good is all and if you dont want that just say no. I dont see people taking their cloths off in shopping centers when people bug you for donations and austar etc LMAO a simple no and its all done.
     
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    having dated an ex-JW, i can tell you they do still associate with current members, JW's do drink, just not the the drunken extremes, and the best way to get rid of them is to ask to be placed on the "do not call" register.

    It would be funny next time to... ask them politely if you could have their address so you could go around and ask them if they would like to change their religion, when they reply 'no', say.. "well neither do i, thanks, goodbye". then shut the door.
     

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