jehovah's witnesses on the way- what have you done?

[Philthy]

Every time they mention God, interrupt them and say "or Godess"

 

[maginoodle]

things i did
turned a sprinkler on and soaked them,
stood behind the front door and when they knocked yelled out who the **** is it
just didnt answer it
plus various other things that i cant remember

none of these worked so i asked them not to come back, they stayed away for a while. when they did come back it was different people so i asked them not to come back and they havent been here for at least 5 years.

 

[Zuicider]

hehe i got stuck with them today, a great debate, must of thought they won, every thing they had a psalm to back it up

 

[camstatic]

I answered the door the other day to two gorgeous 20~ year old girls with the look on their faces that indicates they need to tell you something. I stepped outside and shut the door behind me, thinking maybe they'd broken down just up the road or something. That's when the magazines, books, and conversation about their religion started flowing in my general direction... I'd been TRICKED! I humoured them for about ten minutes before sending them on their way.

Bloody sneaky tactics if you ask me.

 

[SAV_117]

do they actually think your listening when its hot chicks talking to you?

 

[MasterOfReality]

The beauty of living in a semi rural suburb of Brisbane.

Even though I'm 25km from the cbd, they can't be arsed coming out here on weekends, although the Avon ladies do get a bit persistent.

I can't bring myself to be rude to them - I just say no thanks not interested, unlike my old man who looks forward to a spot of verbal abuse on Sunday mornings.

 

[MasterOfReality]

they clean my nonnas gutters lol

How does that work? Do they ask her or something?

My nonna pretends not to understand english when bailed up by them.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

when they come to my place i set off the house alarm when they knock, the alarm speaker is right next to the front door also so it works well

 

[Doctor Sodways]

I have samurai swords for when i generally answer the door got caught out today though, they asked me why people dont believe in god and i just told them he was imaginary and shut the door...

 

[Troy711]

Just politely tell them that you are not interested and set them on their way.. no need to be an arse about it.