Just Car Sayings!

[Tasmaniak]

I maybe slow but I'm in front of you.

NOTE: Next person who posts another Ford acronym...BAN STICK!

 

[pro_gmh]

caution: frequently sideways

horn broken, watch for finger

and this is what i would put on a falcon if i had one...Lion Tamer with the lion in the middle

 

[Luke0011]

HOLDEN = Hop Out Luv, Damn Engine's Nackered

But:
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Found On Rubbish Dump
FORD = F**ked On Race Day

I'm sure there's a few more of these around. Anyone care to add some?

full of rust deposits

 

[pr0n]

If it aint broke dont fix it.

 

[sv9946]

how much wood could a FORD ute haul if a FORD ut could haul wood?
as much as the holden ute towing it, bahahaha, not funny

found on roadside dumped
failure on race day
follow our rusty dogsled
fix or repair daily
f%^&ed over rebuilt dodge
fabricated of refried dung
f%^*ing owner really dumb
for off road driving
found on russian dump
thats about it for now, whats everyone else got

 

[NOT.BT1]

Insured by MAFIA you hit me we hit you.

 

[bangers]

my cars built with tools not chopsticks

 

[matty88]

Classic not plastic

 

[pro_gmh]

"when i grow up i wanna be a vy ss" that was that on a gemi a while ago
and i saw this on a little car also.. "Dont laugh, my other car is a clubsport"

 

[The Darkness]

lol these are good.
FORD - Flip Over, Read Directions.
Drivers like you are the reason wreckers have cars {thought of that while at a wreckers}
God made ****, Ford slapped wheels on it and called it a falcon
Do not take over turned vehicle.