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Nine Months Later

kowan

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NINE MONTHS LATER

* Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

* They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.

* After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard.

* They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.

* "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge
house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.

* "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

* "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

* The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and
settled in for the night.

* Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

* They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

* About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an
attorney.

* It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.

* He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember
that good-looking widow from..... "Yes, I do."

* "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to
the house and pay her a visit?"

* "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I
have to admit that I did."

* "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your
name?"

* Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy.

* I'm afraid I did.

* Why do you ask?"

* "She just died and left me everything."

* (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? Now
keep that smile for the rest of the day!)
 

Patrio7

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heh, golden olden ^_^
 
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