Quotes Thread - Rules In First Post.

[fatboyvk]

injection is nice but id rather be blown

 

[twogirlsdad]

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish - REO Speedwagon

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

 

[IBLOWN]

*Fax comes through*

Does anyone know a Dr. Mendlesohn?

Yes?

Congratulations, you have a spastic colon.

 

[Tom_1569]

"I just feel its my duty as a women to cook you food" - My Missus.

Almost could have wifed her that day.

 

[Jecs]

i love these two quotes.

 

[FstStig]

Things change, doesn't mean they get better.

 

[VS 5.0]

The only constant is change.

 

[SpaceYam]

"I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say "work", you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars... I'm not bitter at all..." - Bill Bailey

 

[ncass11]

Cars don't "hoon", it's the idiot behind the wheel

 

[kingswood country]

In Korea, we used to stack you nips 5ft high and use you for sandbags.

Gran Torino


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