i was driving between grafton and ballina at 160kmh towing a trailer when a pursuit car came over the hill. i locked up and skidded while we passed each other and he did a u turn. i just pulled over cause i knew i was nailed. he came up to me and asked what the hurry was. i told him i had diarhea.(runny ****) told him i'd done a couple in the bush but in the end couldn't wait to get my ass to ballina so i was driving fast. mind you i only had 1 point left on my p's. he looked over my car, and because i was driving home from moree i had a heap of stuff in the car and coincidentally had a roll of toilet paper on the passenger side floor. he looked over the car and told me he had already paged me through so he couldn't let me off, but i happened to fart a couple of times and he told me that the computers in queensland were down, and it might just happen that i might not lose my very last point, but only if i paid the fine, quickly. i went to hand him the money, cause i was loaded from working out bush, and he just went pale, gave a quick little laugh and walked off, i paid the fine and i never lost the point. ha.
i got another one.
when i was younger i was doing 140kmh down the pacific highway and had my girlie in the car and her freind, and some pot. enter police, so i pulled off the highway and my girlfriend took the pot and shoved it in her pants. . any way i got out of the car before the cops came over and distracted them a little by acting all upset. i gave them the biggest story, here goes.
hey man i am so sorry, i it's just i'm running late to pick my parents up from the airport, it was my job but my brother took their car for a joyride, and hasn't come back, so i had to take my car which i had to get started cause i haven't driven it for a month while i fix it, cause i know, it is unroadworthy.(bald tyres, smashed front headlight, other wise a it was a nice xf.) any way the older cop went fully over my car and i started to **** myself cause i didn't want him to go near my girlfriend, she was just sitting there whitefaced leg twitching. her freind was just staring at me. anyway all he did was give me a vehicle defect notice for my tyres
and headlight and told me to present my car and self at mudgeeraba cop shop in one weeks time with vehicle fixed. he told me to get moving before my parents killed me, he offered to write a letter to my parents to explain why i was late.
when i got in the car i just went to the beach like we planned and i even got to retrieve the pot. i never did take the car to the cop shop, in fact i didn't even fix it. it got stolen a couple of weeks later, and i cheated on that girlfriend too. with her freind. and then i cheated on her with her sister. now they don't talk to me. Ha.
Edited by MaNiac_VP: Sorry mate, but had to clean it up a little bit, the best parts fo the story are still there. No hard feelings!
