Stupid things woman have said or done in your car

[ASAUTE]

I told my wife I needed a really big cam to help with fuel consumption.

 

[Tim Smtih]

I told my wife I needed a really big cam to help with fuel consumption.

Lol, yeah any time i do anything to the car i use that excuse.

 

[LittleMissVE]

I took an SS for a test-drive before I bought my car... Couldn't for the life of me work out how to get it in reverse... Tried & tried... Would not go into gear.

Wasn't till I drove back to the car yard and said no I hate the car the gear box is fkd... Explained why.. They laughed. And showed me how to do it.

Hmmm....

 

[Tatiana]

I told my wife I needed a really big cam to help with fuel consumption.

Meantime she pulls similar stunts with you regarding new shoes/clothing eg: "no it's not new, I bought it a long time ago but haven't worn it before."

 

[Ando2694]

I had a mate who thought that the air filter and intake of his VS commodore was for his air conditioning. I facepalmed so hard...

 

[ToMMMaY]

Had a. Vk back in the day used it for rallying around a track in the bush so I drove it to this track at night and dropped it off was plan if to give it
A good flogging the next day figured out I had to
Work in the morning the misses asked can she drive it around cause her friends are going there I said yet noprob got home
From work went u to
The track to find the car slammed into a concrete block out of the ground

 

[*uwishn*]

this has to be the best yet lolz

Back in the day had a VK commodore Berlina. Lent it to a Family member for the night.
Got it back the next day my dash board was all white like someone cumed all over it also the car smelled like pine O clean.
So a approached this family member and said what the f... happen. The family member said i cleaned the car with pine O clean. I said why.
the family member would not give me a straight answer. Every time i cleaned the dash thinking the cum like stain would come
of but never did. So i traded her in.

 

[GTS-Replica]

My mum thinking a vs executive is bigger than a vs statesman with the longer wheel base :doh:

 

[mrbeef]

Driving down the line with a couple chicks with me, we drove passed an Affco meat works, when one of them passed a comment "is that where they murder cows?" I quickly replied saying no... thats where they enhance them! they were horrified - bloody city slickers

 

[jafo]

heard of a woman once who said her LH torana felt sluggish all the time and her rear brakes were always smelly after driving her car
turns out she used to pull out the handbrake lever to hang her bag on