Things that p*** you off/bug you/annoy you

[Dayvo]

When I hurt my back I still went to work as well, could have taken sick leave but needed to get stuff done. Boss cracked it that I went to the chiro a couple of times a week for about 3 weeks, had a go at me about it, I said I could stay home and not come in at all, what's worse, losing me for a couple of hours a week or a couple of weeks.

If you have to go to work, Voltaren Rapid 25 is a good anti inflammatory. Or you could step it up to Rapid 50.

My boss questioned me on Monday about a doc certificate i handed in when i had the day off to go Monash Heart for my annual check up after having a heart attack 7 years ago. He said he is not sure if i will get paid as technically i was only going for a check-up and was not really sick. This is the same "Dick " that said stocktake on Saturday was compulsory and anyone who doesn't turn up must supply a doctors certificate. I said great if i have Saturday off will i get paid double time if i bring a certificate.

 

[vc commodore]

My boss questioned me on Monday about a doc certificate i handed in when i had the day off to go Monash Heart for my annual check up after having a heart attack 7 years ago. He said he is not sure if i will get paid as technically i was only going for a check-up and was not really sick. This is the same "Dick " that said stocktake on Saturday was compulsory and anyone who doesn't turn up must supply a doctors certificate. I said great if i have Saturday off will i get paid double time if i bring a certificate.

You've got to be joking that your boss wouldn't accept a medical certificate for a check up as a paid day off....If so, what a tossbag.....

Maybe point out to the tossbag, it's actually called personal leave now, rather than sick leave, so technically you weren't taking a sick day off, you were taking a personal leave day off, to attend to a necessary personal problem....See what the tossbag says to that...

Glad he isn't my boss

 

[vc commodore]

Next up, getting your child's consent that they want to go to school.
Remeber to ask them nicely

So it'd go like this

Parent.....Are you going to school today?

Child...No I don't fell like it?

Parent...Perhaps go to school or my size 10 might slip into your butt

Child...School sounds like a better option

Parent...Thank you child....Thought you'd see it my way

 

[Fu Manchu]

I hate it when you step in some dog **** and you think its all off, but then you get in the car and smell it's not. I hate that.

 

[vc commodore]

I hate it when you step in some dog **** and you think its all off, but then you get in the car and smell it's not. I hate that.

Is that where the saying **** happens come from?

Hang on, I did watch the movie "Forest Gump" recently, so maybe that's where the saying came from...

Seriously, that is a real annoying thing

 

[Skylarking]

I hate it when you step in some dog **** and you think its all off, but then you get in the car and smell it's not. I hate that.

I hate when you spit out the car window but then realise it’s shut

 

[Immortality]

I hate it when someone gets a conviction overturned on a technicality and then go on to claim innocence and the moral high ground!

 

[keith reed]

Those people who when it's still dark think it's ok to drive without their headlights on. Couple with this those in such a hurry they overtake in a built up area. Perhaps they will meet, hope I'm not too close.

 

[Derekthetree]

Those people who when it's still dark think it's ok to drive without their headlights on. Couple with this those in such a hurry they overtake in a built up area. Perhaps they will meet, hope I'm not too close.

Becoming a bigger problem with auto lights and DRLs.

What I'm most surprised with is how people can see the speedo, its an obvious reminder that you're lights aren't on.

 

[marty351]

The problem being illuminated dashboards. Driving with lights off at dusk.