I hate it when you have "Leave parcel if unattended" agreement signed with the courier and then a new driver decides to NOT the leave the parcel that is required for a job the next day. Instead, the note says I can pick it up from the depot... But the depot address is BLANK.
you goddamed stupid mother####ingsonofabitch, you ####ing idiot, you're a ####ing failed abortion that can't read an agreement. ####ing moron I hate you and hope you ####ing die. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory you ####ing hopeless piece of ****, you my dear sir are proof that evolution CAN be put into reverse you moron. You should learn from parents mistakes and use condoms because you, you ####tard are the result of an abomination on the human race. I cannot believe for one ####ing second that out of 100,000 sperm YOU were the fastest. ####!
Ok. I think I'm done now