I hate going shopping at supermarkets.
Went today, with the wife, who is wheel chair bound....I was going down the isles, having imbassiles stopped in the middle of the isles, gas bagging, trolleys blocking the isles...A real peeve off, having to get the idiots to clear the isle so people can go about their shopping uninterrupted
The best was going down an isle, some bloke was rocking side to side, as though he was trying to position a dildo in his ass....I was just starting to walk pass him, with my elbow out and he decided to move across straight into my elbow....
Of course he started abusing me, because he copped my elbow in his gut...I told the knob to stand still instead of rocking side to side as though he was getting the dildo up his ass properly and he won't cop elbows in his gut. I also showed him how bloody close I was to the shelves, which proved he was the idiot not standing still.
Needless to say, he kept whinging and whining, whilst I kept going to complete my shopping....