UPDATES!!!
Not good ones though..
My missus was driving home from work when she got rear ended and pushed into another car. She is fine.. a little shaken and pretty upset but otherwise ok. There is bugger all damage on the front but I didn't actually get underneath to have a decent look. She wasn't 100% how fast the other car was going but she seems to think 50 or 60 at the time of impact. The rear crash bar looks like a silver banana and the boot must be twisted like hell. I think the exhaust may be bent and one side is now held up by 4 cable ties. It doesn't look that bad but underneath is a bit of a mess.
The other car (a Camira or similar) is, in her words, f*cked.
I'll let the pics tell the story.
(Pics of damage and my backyard waterproofing skillz)