rambunctious
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If they even look like coming near me with the wand I put up both hands and say whoa, back off.
Then I explain
2 replacement knees
1 replacement hip
4 rods and 8 screws in spine
chip of steel in left lower leg and
pacemaker in chest
They then send me through the walk through scanner which shows up all the spots mentioned and
they take me aside for a pat down.
Don't mind the ladies pat down but the big ugly dudes, oh yuk,
they seem to enjoy it.
Went through Townsville one day, belt out of the pants, both arms in the air for the pat down, and my pants fell down.
I just smiled at the bloke and said
smile, you're on candid camera.
He didn't think it was funny.
Then I explain
2 replacement knees
1 replacement hip
4 rods and 8 screws in spine
chip of steel in left lower leg and
pacemaker in chest
They then send me through the walk through scanner which shows up all the spots mentioned and
they take me aside for a pat down.
Don't mind the ladies pat down but the big ugly dudes, oh yuk,
they seem to enjoy it.
Went through Townsville one day, belt out of the pants, both arms in the air for the pat down, and my pants fell down.
I just smiled at the bloke and said
smile, you're on candid camera.
He didn't think it was funny.