Never had a flat battery?
Never had a rework done by Holden?
Never had any software updates to fix issues?
Have you had any warranty work done at all?
You have a very unique car there,maybe you should send it back to Holden so they can pull it apart and see what they did right.
Last time I bothered counting,the VE had over 330 service techlines (these are faults and fixes for people not in the know).I find it very hard to believe that your car has done over 200,000kms without experiencing any of them.
Whitey, I dunno whether software updates and flat batteries would be considered faults that would make the VE the 'most unreliable commodore ever'.
Vehicles have warranty periods to fix problems like this, and whilst you'd have much more experience in working with VE's than me... I seriously doubt the VE would be named even in the top 3 of most unreliable commordores ever.
There's been some pretty terrible commodores in the past- faulty brake lights anyone?
And I get what you are saying with techline numbers, but I think that has more to do with modern technology, and less to do with reliablity issues.
Today's cars are pretty much pc's on wheels, and combined with issues that are very quickly made public domain with online forums such as this one, it's no wonder more issues are being identified than in the past.